when ur eating dinner at your friends house
and their parents start arguing
and you want to ask for the salt
but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce
ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM
Use the men’s room they won’t expect it
'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'
the next disney movie
was this show even real
one weird fact about me is that i love watching people exploring their dreams (especially nightmares). my last girlfriend used to have dreams about someone chasing her and she’d start murmuring things like “remember the ice-cream,” “you owe me 7 bucks,” and “noooo.o…”
my dogs also have nightmares (involving running away from something) but i always wake them up and laugh because their paws shake because their minds are telling their bodies to run in dreamworld
golden retriever festival in scotland
Or you wouldn’t be talking to me.