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awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

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richardarmitge:

she was a girl

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he was a boy

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can i make it any more convoluted and unnecessarily complicated

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